I’ll tell you one guy who does not give a flying F when the NBA Lockout ends.

Kris Kardashian-Humphries!

This dude does not give an F, boy!  He just married Kim Kardashian: he’s balls deep!

She is so hot.  Look at his shit eating grin.  I would kick that guy’s ass…at Madden.

Is it weird that Kim Kardashian’s Mom is named Kris Kardashian, and now, so is her husband?

Below is Kris’s greatest highlight: getting his face dunked on by some dude.  Listen close: it sounds like the announcer screams “he absolutely f*cked it!”  Isn’t that strange?

If I were a sports announcer, I would make that my catch phrase.

“Do you believe in miracles?!  He absolutely f*cked it!”

-Greg Johnson