My little brother went to a top ACC school and he told me about one of the Safeties on the Football team who injured himself during practice in 2007.  Afterwards, this player had to be evaluated by the team doctors to judge the severity of his injury.

Well, it turns out, this player had to be sidelined with the injury for 4-6 weeks.  However, the player was never informed of this, and didn’t find out he would be sitting out until he read it on his Madden X-Box ticker when it came across in the live news!

PWNAGE!

This means he was sitting around playing Madden when he found out his diagnosis ON THE SCREEN.  Boned!  This means team doctors told the press (and his X-Box) about his situation before they told HIM.  I love it!

This scenario reminds me a lot of the classic clip of NBA player Greg Oden describing how he didn’t find out he was going to be out his entire rookie season until he saw it on Sportscenter.  What a goofball.

Here’s some parts of that conference.  At the end, Oden addresses the rumors that he hurt his knee playing Dance Dance Revolution.  What a fucking genius.

Dominant.

Running back Adrian Peterson is so dominant. He’s going to KILL people on the Football field this year. You think Michael Vick caused controversy? Adrian Peterson is going to be MURDERING people this year.

He is jacked out of his mind.

Scary! If he walked into a room, I would probably run away.

However, the Vikings would have been much better off with Michael Vick at Quarterback rather than signing Brett Favre like they did today. No brainer. Favre blows. What were they thinking? Vick is nasty.

Mort said Brett Favre has to be 100% for the Vikings to go all the way. The last time Brett Favre was 100%, it was 1996.

End it.

Greg Johnson

ESPN stinks.  They now cite twitter tweets as the basis of their important news stories.  It makes me crazy.

Terell Owens sat out practice today. And ESPN is reporting it’s because of the sore toe he twittered about.

Owens complained about an aching toe in a comment posted on his Twitter.com site shortly after the Bills lost to Tennessee, 21-18, in the Hall of Fame game in Canton, Ohio, on Sunday.

What a bunch of geniuses over at ESPN. They’ll make a priority piece about T.O. twittering a sore toe. Thanks, guys! But you can stick to the scores, if you don’t mind!  Please!

Wait. Hold on.  What’s that? You have an update on a text between Michael Vick and his “advisor” Tony Dungy? Nevermind! TELL ME ALL ABOUT THAT SHIT!

What a genius.

And check out his advisor! Mr. Dungy!

What a weird looking dude!

Is there a weirder looking dude than Tony Dungy?

And do you think it matters at all to Roger Goodell that this “advisor” of his is a noted bigot and homophobe?

Dungy Does Not Deserve a Pass On His Anti-Gay Actions

Dungy and Homosexuality: Bigotry is Bigotry

Vick should be advising him…ON HOW TO BE A MANCHILD!

Greg Johnson

NFL legend QB Steve “Air” McNair died too young last month.  His longtime team will honor him this season.

Helmet Decal to Honor McNair

Helmet Decal might be a good name for a German rocker.

McNair -you were the nastiest beast to ever play in the NFL.  You were such a dominant manchild.  We will always remember you.  Your spirit lives on all over the world and inside your two D1 prospect sons.

Big ups to Steve McNair!

Big ups!

That’s what’s up.

You the man, Steve.

Big ups!

Respect.

Fuck yeah.

We will never forget you, dude!  You are the manchild!

Probably coulda gone pro in baseball.  Genius.

Respect.

Thank you, Steve.

That’s all for now.

What’s your opinion on Steve McNair’s nasty dominance?

What a genius!

Shhh.  He’s thinking!

Eli Manning Gets 97 Million Contract

There’s TWO geniuses!  U.S. Presidents past and future!

Watch the football Giants AND Jets start 1-5 this year.  NYC would melt down.  The fans would be so pissed.  The recession would get WORSE.  The city would probably get taken over by a Cloverfield.  People would freak the fuck out.

Don’t let it happen, Eli!  You’re worth 100 million dollars, right?

Just don’t rape anybody.